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20110506

This Week in Gaming 2011/5/6

I really only have one thing to talk about this week, and that is the final step into Hell on the part of 1UP.

Before I begin, I want to clarify that I'm not lying on my back, kicking and thrashing, while I weep and scream about this. I'm long past having any kind of investment in 1UP.com. The UGO buyout was the final nail in the coffin for me, and this is more like hearing that someone I used to be friends with is now caught up in some seriously bad shit.

Rupert Murdoch, world-renowned terrible person, and the pied piper of nut jobs the world 'round, owns NewsCorp, which in turn is responsible for such horrors as most NASCAR TV coverage, Faux News Channel, Fox Business, and IGN.

About IGN

Where IGN fits in that puzzle is to extort game publishers for their advertising dollars. They are able to do this by catering to the lowest common denominator in much the same way they do with everything else. In all their other ventures, NewsCorp try to play the role of  'the maverick' who 'challenges the rules,' except they're challenging the rules of the opposition party, and those who want change. It's a neat trick, and many of the under-educated fall for it again and again.

The problem we have here is that the gaming community is much like any other, except it's just a little dumber than most other communities, and this is only because gaming skews a bit younger, and younger equals dumber.

So, IGN is flush with cash, throwing out yummy bait that is sure to appeal to the widest and blandest range of gamer, and is ready to start raining its lack of ethics all over any publisher that needs a 10/10 real, real bad.

And, I gotta say, most IGN apologists I've met have been either a) fairly douchey or b) indifferent to the fate of mankind, so long as they can play the next Call of Duty.

(sidenote to Tony: I'm thinking of Phil here)

About 1UP

You had to be there. Really. It was a really, really special place to a lot of us. It was a warm, friendly community (except for that fuckshit, Iceblast), and we'd just kinda hang out on each other's pages, talk games, life, love, careers, whatever.

Additionally, all these editors that I'd spent years reading in EGM were available and always sharing, and damn, they were loaded with talent. The writing was always top-notch, the editorial ethics beyond reproach, and the staff were good folks. Nearly all of them were reasonably approachable, and the ones that weren't became good friends after years of arguing about music in the forums.

The mags were great, the site was great, the video content was great, things were great at 1UP ... or were they?!

Ziff Davis didn't react in time to the death of print, and the 1UP staff paid the price. The best of the staff slowly jumped ship over a two-year span, and most of the remainder were axed when UGO bought them, leaving only Garnett and a bunch of kids. Garnett left, while the staff started churning out stories that made fun of fat cosplayers. Yeah. And then I was out.

Since then, I've poked my head in on 1UP about once a month to see if things have gotten better for 1UP, and no, it's still a ruined gaming site. I say that for two reasons, 1) they don't produce interesting content anymore and 2) they fired their copy editors so all their material reads like shit.

What do I read?

It's kind of funny, but I've sort of followed John Davison, since his presence is kind of like a stamp of approval for me. He was at GamePro, so I shifted to that mag and site, and then he went to Gamespot, and they've really turned things around there.

Additionally, I've become a huge fan of PC Gamer. Their writing is great, as is their approach to what a gaming magazine should be. Lots of articles and editorials.

I tried the Bitmob thing for a while, since a lot of EGM staff went that way, but I can't stand shitty, amateur writing (FROM THE COMMUNITY YAY DOOD), so I avoid that site as much as possible. It's like a hall of games writing cliche horrors.

There's also the 'new' EGM which is decent. That project is still working toward establishing an identity, and I'm a bit confounded by how much things have stalled on certain fronts for them (the iPad app and the 'EGMNOW' section of the plan, for example), but it's coming along.

Also, Atomix is great for iPad owners.

Lastly, I'm also a junkie for industry news, so I read Gamasutra and Gamesindustry.biz quite a bit, as well.

Errata

I've been playing quite a bit of Star Trek Online when I can (every 2-3 days or so), and working slowly on my ULTIMATE Foundry mission. Portal 2 and my second Mass Effect 2 game have slotted in here and there.

I grabbed the Dragon Age II item packs. Because I'm a whore. For no reason.

I am VERY fucking excited for three releases coming out over the next two weeks. Next week, we got Brink, followed the next week by THE MOTHERFUCKING WITCHER 2: ASSASSIN OF KINGS, BITCHIZ and L.A. Noire, which looks very promising.

Brink is from developer Splash Damage, who crafted the excellent Quake Wars, my favorite multiplayer ever, and from publisher Bethesda, who publishes all those games where you talk to really ugly people in a first person perspective.



The Witcher, from CD Projekt, was the best RPG of the last ten years, and for real, just play it. The story is beyond engrossing, and the characters are fantastic, and the combat is fun, and the alchemy is a great system that's fun all on its own, and the world is a living world and ... just play it!



L.A. Noire looks to be a more niche offering from GTA developer Rockstar, and one that reaches down into my pants and strokes my love for murder mysteries, especially ... GASP ... noire mysteries.



In Conclusion

1UP being absorbed into IGN is ... meaningless, I guess. It's been a bad site for almost two years now, and has been getting steadily worse as it tries harder and harder to appeal to everyone and 'get clicks.'

I'll always love that girl, but I had to leave her behind. She was breaking my heart. Le sigh ...

Maybe I'm too old to belong to an online community, anyway. I mean, I've got a full-time job as a sysadmin, I'm a husband and father, I'm a homeowner, etc. I've got a full plate. And I'll be 33 this year.

What do you cats think of all this? Anyone still love 1UP? IGN? Where do you go for your gaming news/reading? What do you look for in terms of your gaming reading (reviews, review scores, previews, game news, industry news)?

Alright, I'm off to go enjoy my weekend.

-Blaine

20100112

On the Road, part 2

If you haven't read yesterday's late post, then you are a terrible person, but can redeem yourself here.

Still here in the country. Yup.

Tried to download the Star Trek Online beta on my in-laws' decent connection, but I couldn't get it to exceed 80k/s, which is shocking, since it normally comes in at around 300-600k/s. There's more to it, though.

The only way I could download it was via that godawful horrible portal of filth known as (News Corp-owned) IGN's FilePlanet, which informed me that I could pay a bunch of money and get the beta NOW with good speed, or I could get queued up in a nearly infinite line and download with rage-inducing slowness.

What's funny about all this is that I preordered the game through GameStop, and one of the benefits was that I would get access to the beta, and get additional early access to the game. Nowhere did it mention that GameStop was the one digital download preorder joint that would saddle you with fucking FilePlanet. I like trying out different digital distribution sites, and wanted to see what GameStop had to offer, but I should've stuck with trusty ol' Steam.

The benefit to this is that I will never, ever buy something from GameStop via digital distribution ever again, and neither should you. (News Corp-owned) Direct2Drive wasn't great w/ Dragon Age (pre-loading was a clusterfuck and my money that News Corp got via IGN contributed to the corporate-funded Teabagger club), but they were light-years better than GameStop.

There was an option to torrent it posted on the STO site, but I'm not stupid enough to use Vuze or any other Windows-based torrent, so I'll run the torrent on one of my Linux boxes when I get home, and hope that I'm able to get it faster that way.

It's still shocking that a huge corporate entity like GameStop would guarantee a product feature, but then have no infrastructure to ensure a timely delivery of that product. I'm sure some of you who don't take a moment to stop idiocy from flying from your fingers will want to respond with, 'wot ar eyou takking abot dude its gameslop n they our always evil becos they opnly kare about $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$!!!!!!!!!!!!!!'

But, see, what you're missing there is that part of the reason that they're this 'big, evil corporation' is because they've been really smart in leveraging not only gamers, but the generic people, too. In short, they wouldn't be this big company that everyone kicks if people weren't racing to hand them money. I buy all my console games from them because the guys at my store know me, are totally cool, and provide me with a great service, and thus I vote for their service with my dollar. For years, every 3-4 months, I've walked into that store, dropped a few hundred bucks to preorder everything I want for that quarter, and pay it off, so that I can just walk in on the day of release, grab my game, and get the fuck out. Do they rape people on their used prices? Yes. You know what's awesome? Not buying used games from them! Vote with your dollar and buy that shit on eBay. Better yet (GASP!), sell YOUR shit on eBay! Find out what GameStop would give you, then set your reserve price on eBay to a dollar more than that. Wow, I just fixed the universe.

Ahem. I got sidetracked there. What was I saying? Oh, right.

Anyway, I know GameStop's been working at gobbling up a major digital distributor, rather than building their own, but I'm wondering how I'd be getting the game if I wasn't downloading the beta from FilePlanet (since I have a key, my beta IS the real game). Would I have to get it through the Pirate Bay? I mean, jesus fuck, GameStop, it's 2010! I know you're terrified of digital distribution, but shouldn't have had some R&D going on this for a while now? Steam has cut into HALF of what I used to give you, since the PC has become a MUCH better place for me to game, and Steam's service is better than yours (though I wish I could preorder & pay off games much farther in advance than I can right now.)

To close, I'm fucking pissed that I'm that one idiot who preordered a digital product through GameStop, and now I have to TORRENT the fucking product to get it, which means I'm waiting until my netbook isn't my lone Linux machine before I can do it.

Sigh...tomorrow night can't come soon enough.

Okay! So! We're back this weekend to finally bring you a non-epic podcast. This time, we're back to normal, and we're just going to rap a little about CES and just talk games. Some old, some new. I WILL be able to talk about Star Trek Online, since it is officially an open beta, which is good news.

If there's anything from CES you wanna hear from us about, drop it in the comments section below, as well as anything else that's been on your mind!

So, what do you think about GameStop, digital distribution, or anything else! ENGAGE!

-Blaine